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AND FINALLY...

Heavy hearts and unshed tears seemed to follow them as they walked the dark path behind the tree. Three trials they faced, now they marched to meet the Witch.

The scenery changed, not unlike the other two times. A splendid rose garden grew under their feet, the dark sky showed no stars and no moon. A thunder roared, the wind greeted them as they faced each other once again.

Those who entered the trials looked tired and hurt as the walked to the center of the garden, where a sole crystal table stood. Behind it, and leaving her cup of tea, was Beatrice, the Endless Witch, smirking widely as she saw them arrive.

"Not bad, not bad..."

With and elegant move she took out her pipe, and pointed at Apollo. "She forced you to kill her, didn't she?", a chuckle, as she pointed at Firion. "You had to lie to yourself about your friend, even as he died in your arms".

She took a long smoke, before pointing at Yuan. "And you must have experience killing your old lover! At least you did it cleanly this second time!", Beatrice laughed loudly, and pointed at Django. "Was your father a hard opponent? I see denial shields you from what you don't like..."

Beatrice stood up, the tea cup and the table disappearing. "You killed an innocent girl just to see if you could fly again. So heartless of you", she chuckled, pointing at Evan. "You all were very entertaining. It did help to cure my boredom a little! But things must end for them to start again, and your las trial is here... They shall lose everything for only one to gain everything in return"

"I wonder.. who of you will it be? After killing your own hearts, killing a bunch of strangers shouldn't be difficult at all, should it? Only one of you will prevail to see the sun tomorrow..."

Her loud cackles boomed alongside a thunder, as rain started to fall. The Witch moved her hand and a gigantic steel cage fell on them. It was the last game...

Beatrice smirked, her face illuminated briefly by lightning.

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Fights.

He could totally deal with fights, he liked fights against things that looked golem-y, or people who behaved asshole-ly and that required absolutely no dark powers, no raging, and best of all, no thinking.

Django wasn't up for thinking right now. Oh no. Better to just shoot the hell out of those golems. Then there was the witch, or something.

They could kick that witch too.

So, he gave some steps ahead, putting himself somewhere between Firion and the rest of the group and got ready. The weight of the gun was strangely comfortable in his hand as he started shooting one of the enemies.

Ok, maybe he had missed this a little.

~~So, Evan was pretty pissed about not being allowed first comment. But vengeance against the writer would come later.~~

Fighting to the right, fighting to the left... Wind themed asshole, another asshole who clearly wouldn't fight a little further to the right, dead lawyer (well, not really dead, but might as well be if the fighting guys lost) and of course, Evan.

What the hell was Evan supposed to do?
He had his fun, he... Got to understand more about this miss Beatrice than he thought he would, and then he had been put in a cage with a bunch of psychos. No ill intentions on that qualification, as he was a bit of a psycho himself lately, but still...

The cage was out now, but fighting? Evan could barely survive his morning exercise routine.

He should've asked for superpowers outside of the net when he got his wish.

Oh well, he kinda liked how having a full brain felt, even if it was weird as hell. At any rate, he should start by getting the dead lawyer out of the fighting area; he looked like a nice guy and there was no need for him to be stepped on when there was still chances to survive.

After that he'd see. Evan was a patient guy when he wanted to.

[We're big and stoney, but not very bright, so uh, you can always describe how you kick our rocky behind.]

[DJANGO LOVES GOLEMS.

He had golems back home! They were stupid and liked rolling around and trying to kill him! So he shot them. Pretty hard.

Sadly his mun is useless to describe his awesome superior golem fighting methods, so you'll have to settle for a link. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnppcRYWtnE) Of course he fights a thousand times better than the guy playing the game. But beggars can't be choosers.

Bye.]

[And this is Firion, in which for some reason, his mun loves him a lot and will proceed to describle the battle.

Firion moves to throw his axe and make it come back to combine them with his axe and sword in a strong cut when both weapons strike together. Following that, his daggers charged with electricity, make the golem come closer to Firion and leting him strike with a combination of fits.

Without wasting any time, he moved closer and pulled out his spear and moved around in a circle, and thanks to that, he gains the enough strenght to strike the golem and make it float in the air.

Thanks to that, he took his bow and fired a strong arrow against it. While the golem was falling, Firion jumped in the air and decided to finish it off.]

Lance! Slash! Shatter! Shoot! Sword! It's the end!

[And poof. Here is a video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcsnH3t0u6s)]

[Firion's golem shatters into pieces, while Django's stops moving before breaking. There is another Golem left...]

[Le tomó un momento darse cuenta de lo que estaba sucediendo. Ya no había jaula y finalmente su enemigo se había mostrado claro ante él.

Miró a Apollo y a Evan a su lado y la culpabilidad lo invadio. Luego se volvió a los golems y a la bruja que los controlaba.

No los perdonaría.

Tomó aire y volvió a reunir fuerza. En un instante unn fuerte viento giró a su alrededor. Extendió un brazo y lanzó varias ráfagas cortantes al último golem.]

[The golem stumbles for a moment and looks at the mage. It slowly starts walking to him.]

[Necesitará algo mas fuerte, pelear contra rocas nunca fue su fuerte pero tiene experiencia. Esta vez apunta en las coyunturas de brazos, piernas y cabeza y repite el ataque con mucha mas fuerza]

[Since they're pretty sucky golems, it falls.]

You are finished, Beatrice!

[Firion quickly ran to face her. She made a lot of innocent people suffer that he wasn't going to let her go away like this.]

I won't let you get away!

[Bossfights.

Django loves bossfights, but he's not one to charge mindlessly. So he just got ready to fight, moving to find a spot that would give him some advantage to attack without getting any of the other guys by mistake.

He changed the lenses in his gun without even looking at it, with the hands of someone who has been doing that since forever, and got ready to shoot.

Analyze the enemy and then shoot. He just had to wait for the right time.]

[Vio a Frion cargar contr ala bruja y por un momento la idea de ir con él cruzó su cabeza, pero lo descarto de inmediato. En un ataque directo sería más un estorbo que ayuda, y la verdad era que aun se sentía demasiado mal consigo mismo para intentar luchar hombro con hombro junto a personas a quienes por un momento pensó en matar.

No lo haría pero no se quedaría cruzado de brazos. Se colocó detrás de frion, y lo cubriría con todo lo que le quedaba]

[Pillars of light rise from the ground, stopping Firion mid-attack, and blocking both the wind razors and the solar shots.]

Useless! You think that you could match the Endless Witch Beatrice?!

[Summons a dozen of short spears and throws them at the group, ded lawyer, dark child and whiny human included.]

[Uses his shield to block the spear that was aimed to him, and moves trying to block the rest.]

You think I will let you continue to hurt them?! I'm here to stop you no matter what it takes!

[AND THERE HE GOES AGAIN. Firion uses sdkfnlskdfs against Beatrice!]

[He hasn't whined for a while, thank you very much. MAYBE HE SHOULD, JUST SO YOU SEE.

Also, moving the hell away from the spears, he'd do well to find a hiding spot for his useless ass xD

And so, he thanks his quick reflexes for his lucky as hell survival xD]

[He can't help but curse his useless mun who can't write fight stuff worth a damn, but thankfully he'll still act.

Somehow, kinda.

Thankful that unlike in the games he never lost his awesome powers when he changed the setting, he uses his awesome dashing powers to get to the ded lawyer and get them both out of the damage area.

Since he is at it, he might as well drop him somewhere safer and with some cover...]

[Levanta escudo y desvía las lanzas, ni siquiera pestañea. Una vez hecho, se apresura a atacar, de nuevo cubriendo a Frion]

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FIGHT, YOU USELESS TRASH! I'll have you here until you BEG FOR DEATH!!

[Shooting arrows and charging to you again, Beato.]

As long as we believe in each other, you will never win against us, Beatrice!

[He... Kinda liked this Firion guy, he said nice things.

After leaving Polly in a safe place, all hidden behind some crazy Solar Magic, he rushes back to the battle, quickly changing the lens to the awesome shotgun like one.

So, if the power approach wasn't working, he was going for the quantity one.]

[Frion le parecía de pronto demasiado romántico para su gusto, pero dadas las circunstancias, no podía fijarse en eso.

Dejo a un lado lo que fuera que hubera estado pensando y se unió a ellos en batalla de una vez por todas. Ya despues enfrentaria sus responsabilidades y castigos por haber intentado matarlos.

Sabía que su poder ofensivo no era le mas fuerte, pero la defensa era un cantar muy diferente.]

¡yo los cubriré, por favor solo terminen con esto...!

[No estaba seguro de que tanto confiarian en él, pero al menos intentaria. Aun si no lo dejaban ayudarlos, él lo haría]

Such strong words from one who betrayed them a moment ago! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Blocks the attacks with the pillars of light again, but it seems she's having troubles with it now...]

Is this the best you got? Then it seems it's my turn now!!

[Raises her hands and summons stakes... she can't summon the sisters here, but she can try to emulate them for now. Attacks the group!]

Don't let her fool you, Yuan! I trust you got our backs covered!

[TOTALLY TRUSTING YOU THERE TO DEFEND HIM AND THAT HE GOES TO CHARGE AGAINST BEAAATTOOO.]

[He... Well, he does have mixed feelings, but he feels guilty as hell for uh.... ATTEMPTING TO HAVE YUANDINNER.]

Keep an eye on the ones that can't fight, please!

[And he's moving again, trying to stop as many stakes as he can since he has his shotgun lens equipped.]

Oh, Firionpants <3

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spanish porque soy el mal |D

xDDD

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NOW WITH THE CORRECT ACCOUNT!

SHAME ON YOU XD

moar spanish!

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1/2. kinda

2/2, you can play now, gais

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1/2