bizarronia | Y empezamos con el Fate spam xD

Oh, hello.

[ Oh. Still motherfucking concealed with his cheating ability!!!111 ]

Hello, lady. Are you by chance the one who brought me here?

[She can smell your goddamn soul xDDDD]

I am not. Those would probably be the gods or the messengers.

[ ... Does he still have one... ]

What a strange situation, to be called by no Master. [ He let's a small chuckle out. ] You seem to know the basics here, girl. For what propose I was summoned here? A Servant without Master is completely useless.

[Yup, and it smells tasty.]

Whatever happened in your world before coming here is pretty much pointless. The Gods summon whoever they want for their entertainment. They probably thought you looked tasty.

[ Oh well. Good to know that. ]

Oh, is that so? [ The pressure is still nice, with no intent to kill. He's not Julius!! ] It looks like my fists are of no use if the Holy War is not here. [ He laughs again. ] What a strange situation!

Tell me, do you have a name to share?

There are plenty of uses for a good pair of fists, child.

My name is Rei.

"Child"? [ Sorry, that makes him chuckle. ] I like that spirit of yours, Rei.

You might call me Assassin. [ Japanese girls are always after him to kill him... ] So, what's the name of this place?

[You behave like one, you get called one xDDD]

That's a nice name all right. [A chuckle.] The city is called San Miguel, though it is not the real San Miguel.

[ Been a long time since someone called him like that xDDDDDDDD ]

It's fitting for someone like me. [ Oh, that's interesting. ] And the zombies outside, what causes them?

Apparently the zombies were also a part of the real San Miguel's outskirts, so I cannot do much about that.

I suppose the gods use them to keep their toys in check.

If it's so, they should at least provide a better challenge. [ The voice sounds disappointed!! ]

If you want to get beaten up, then you should consider playing with the Lady Guardian at the Teahouse.

I have no reason to confront her if she's not in the way. I plan to avoid any meaningless fights for my fists that only know destruction, Rei.

She'd be all for some friendly challenge.

The only ones in "your way" will be the Messengers and occasionally the Observers.

[ ....how does one spare without killing with the motherfucking demon fists...... ]

That would be true. [ He pauses himself for a moment. ] Yet, I find myself having a real reason to swing those fists against them.

[Oh that can totally be fixed xD]

Just give it some time. You'll be involved in one of their silly games sooner or later. They can be really annoying.

[ He might do that and be bffs before going berseker with granda xD ]

I'll have to rely on your word for that then. [ Sobs, he's so used to annoying people xD ] What about yourself, Rei? How long have you been part of their games?

I'm a bit of a special case, I have... How would you call them? Privileges?

[A chuckle...] I'm hiding here, instead of being trapped as you are.

'Hiding' of what? To choose to be here, for someone like you, must be really important.

Returning would be worse than staying here. It's complicated and not something I would like to talk about.

Interesting.

[ Not because of the reason, more because of the method. ]

Quite irrelevant too.

Hm. You remind me of someone.

[ fox ears and that. ]

[She would totally be a caster if she were a servant xDDD]

That's worrisome, I don't want to know the kind of creeps you must have met before.

Y viene el welcome comitee xD

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Sob xD

todavia tengo que subirle iconos a la de lancer y el mc xD

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FUERZA ANATA XD

RIDER ESTA CONMIGO TENGO FUERZA DE SOBRA.

OOOH MISS MIYU OOH XDDD

OOOH MISS KAI OOOH XDDDD

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hacele la cuenta a Neroooo xD

Sep, la tengo que hacer xD

yo te consegui los iconos xD

Si xDDD

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.... IS IT BAD THAT I SHIP THIS?

Nah, I believe in all the ships xD

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of course!

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