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[This demon is not pleased by waking up in bizzare places. Not when THE MALAKITA IS ALONE WITH THE POOR RAVE. Well, screw it, at least Lucifer is not here. Yet.

Neither is his harem of women. That can be solved later.

Wait.

WHERE IS MILLIA?!]

... Millia?

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Here.

[Looks around, this place is definitely not their flat, and DEFINITELY not their bed.

She's going to kill whoever kidnapped them.]

[RELAXES. Keeps his "cool".]

Seems we are... not in Uruguay anymore.

I never thought I would be worried about not being in that hellhole they call a country...

[Still looking around, wary, one of her hands is in a gun.] Are you all right?

Well, Rave and... [A pause and chuckles.] the Malakita are there to help in any case. I'm sure the last one won't miss us.

[Looking around, then he smirks.]

You look really pretty when you are in that position.

[Chuckles, smiling a little, playful.] Do you think so?

[She's all "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" inside, but let's not say a word.]

Of course, my pretty lady.

[Playful, he kisses her hand like a gentleman.]

[Now she's all giggly, oh Edward, you flatterer.]

At any rate, we should first find out where we are... [And who I should kill.]

[IT's all he can do. And get 666 in his saving throws.]

And if there is anyone behind this too.

[Nods, and finally takes the gun out.]

Where to?

My love, if you have your gun out you will scare everybody~

This doesn't look like a place where a gun would scare anyone.

[Not judging by the size of that bat.]

[Noticies the bat.]

Mmm... You're right there. That's why I love you.

[Laughs softly, almost giggling.]

I love you too, you know... [Casually kills the bat.]

We should walk then, let's be careful...

[Smirks when the bat is dead. Nice going :D]

This way seems to lead us somewhere.

[The fangirl is protecting your safety.]

All right. [There are two ways, one of them takes them out of the dark city and in the road to San Miguel, did you pick the right one, Edward? XD]

[San Miguel, because he failed the saving throw of intelligence.]

[Well, they found a bunch of zombies in the way to San Miguel, but hey, what's new? XD]

That place ahead looks like a town.

Let's keep moving then.

I'm getting tired of these zombies. [As she shoots another one on their way to the city.]

So I am too. [Does nothing besides walking :|]

There better not be any of those in the city ahead. [She's annoyed, yes.]

Let's see once we arrive there.

[And so, they arrive and find no undead!] No zombies... That's good news.

[Still, the gun doesn't go back xD]

We should look for the hotel first. You need to rest.

[And he needs to sleep with you.]

That place over there looks like an Inn. It should do.

[Peeks inside before letting him in.] It's safe. [She's still wary, this is worse than being surrounded by Angels.]

[At least they aren't Arturo.]

Then let's take a room.

[Just a voice, he cannot be seen~]

What have we here... Is that a sinner?

Oh? That's relative.

[First thought: Lucifer.

But later changes that.]

I've met a lot of sinners before, those who give their tainted hearts to undeserving creatures... But I'm not here to judge you, child. I was merely stating a fact.

Maybe I'm one of those undeserving creatures.

In any case, I don't mind at all.

No one knows their own worth, Edward.

Perhaps.

I bid you welcome, you who are one of the sons of our Goddess. But let me warn you, nothing is as it seems.

[Appears in front of him.

He's...... 20 cm tall.]

Never nothing is as it seems.

[Smiles politely.]

Where are my manners? [Bows] I am the Lord of Dreams, Remm.

My name is Edward. It's a pleasure, besides you already knew my name.

How I know your name should be the least of your worries, child. But, as I am the one to welcome you to this land, I'll allow you to ask me 3 qustions.

I will answer them... whethe I answer the truth or not, that's another thing.

Never said I was worried.

Where is the closest hotel?

Are there any Malakitas around?

Any ways to get fun?

[Chuuuuuuuuuuuckles.]

The closest hotel is in San Miguel, not too far from here.

I'm afraid I cannot answer that.

It depends on your idea of fun. There are more than a million ways of getting a good laugh if you share my sense of humor.

[The man has priorities, and he knew there was a high chance he wouldn't have told him the way to get out of here anyway.]

Well, thank you very much, Remm

You're very welcome, child. I'll be watching you.

Do as you wish.

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You fail at life, Ed xD

Nu :|

Yes! XD

Nuuuu

Yesssss xD

Nuuuuuuuuu DDDD:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss xD

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--- what were we discussing anyway?

I can't remember.

Well, let's leave it as a tie xD

Okay :D!

Eeeeeee! XD

*runs*

*tackles xD*

*falls*

I'm SO evil xD

You SO are :3

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*needs icons.*

*huggles* I can make some, choose a PB? xD

I suck for PBs, besides, he's supposed to look chibified |D I'll draw later.

okay <3

:3

♥

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runs

tackles xD

falls

needs icons.

huggles I can make some, choose a PB? xD