FORGIVE MY TL;DR.

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

You are all... doomed...

Oww... his head was killing him. It wasn't unusual for reploids to repeat relevant data while on standby, just like human 'dreams', but this particular one has been all he has dreamed about since he woke up in HQ a few weeks ago.

Lumine defeated. One last attack. Light. And then that asshole's voice over and over again like a broken record.

You are all... doomed...

It was getting boring by now. You'd think nutjobs like him would've an ace under their sleeves a bit more... dangerous than repeating their last words inside one's head, Axl pondered. Of course he hadn't told a thing to both X and Zero. It was creepy enough to know that X never left his side until he opened his eyes, and kept hanging around him like he was some kind of dying patient. Not that he didn't like the attention, mind you, but...

Well, it was X. If Zero had done that, he'd totally blame that Lumine asshat.

You are all... doomed...

"I hear you alright, shut the fuck up", he muttered, quite annoyed. He'd need to be very, very subtle while asking Noctile about voices in one's h--

Wait.

Axl stood up and looked around. This... wasn't HQ. Actually, he was pretty sure this wasn't any place he knew at all. He didn't know much about religion and stuff, but the place looked like an old worshipping place. He could almost hear X's voice saying 'It's a Cathedral' in that weird, fatherly voice he used when he was not bordering a nervous collapse during missions.

The question now was: Why was he in an unknown building big enough to fit the HQ lab at least thrice? It all looked pretty real, and his scans didn't show any kind of energy around.

"This isn't a good time to go bonkers, Axl", he whispered to himself while securing the area. There was no signal in the comm. No way to contact his fellow Hunters. No life signs. In a nutshell? He was completely and positively lost. This wasn't his day week year.

Plop.

"Come on, say we're doomed once again, you bastard. I dare you", taunted the reploid as he grabbed his guns and turned to the door down the hall, where he had heard steps.

One thing was certain, he thought with a smirk. If things turned nasty, he'd sure as hell kick whatever was in the other side right to Lumine's rusting ass up in the moon.

"Bring it on!"

Comments

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[You're the king of easy mode.]

That's so cool! I can almost see us three rockin' this place!

[icanhaspants.livejournal.com]

[HE SAID ITY WAS COOL, OMG ME FTW.]

You three? [Curious little monkey.]

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

Yep! Django and me shooting til out trigger finger numbs and you in the background roasting undead ass all over the place!

Axl, dejas al monito chibi permanente xD

[icanhaspants.livejournal.com]

[B-blink, omg.] That sounds like a lot of fun!

Axl lo admira xD

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[Nods to self, it was a good idea, actually...]

We could be now the elite forces of the Irregular Vampire Hunters!

Sob, axl.

[icanhaspants.livejournal.com]

I'd never thought I'd be elite at anything! [FAIL XD]

Re: Sob, axl.

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

We should tell Django, see what he thinks of it. Then we could go on recon mission outside town and see if we're fit to work together, what do you say?

[icanhaspants.livejournal.com]

I see...

Ok, then, we can go look for him then... Meet you back here in an hour?

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

One hour, checked!

[Grins and runs off...]

[icanhaspants.livejournal.com]

[And off he goes too, THIS IS NAO SRS BSNS.]

I lol'd.

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[S-stops abruptly, since he was dashing like whoa. His face end up meeting the floor, owww...]

:D

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

[Moves closer, slooooooooooowly.] Are you all right, young man?

Re: :D

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[Jumps to his feet, rubbing his nose.] Yeah, don't worry. Need help?

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

[Smiles and nods...] Yes, please. I was looking for the coffin store...

OH SORA, YOU'RE SO DEAD.

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

The coffin store... it's that way, ma'm.

She's going to see why you beat her grandson up (before she did), Sora... xD

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you very much!

[Sees the road...] Would you mind making me some company? The streets can be very dangerous sometimes.

pfffff. The correct answer is "because he could" xD

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[fnsdjkbfsdj he's on a hurry D:...]

Sure, I'll leave you right in front of the door completely unharmed. [Grin.]

Pfff XDDD

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you so much!

[Pauses...] Are you looking for someone, child? Maybe I can help you in exchange.

Kick him, Auk XD

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

I was looking for Django [but it's kinda difficult to find a human among all these life readings :|]. I got an idea and we wanted to share it with him.

[Looking around, careful, but his hands are nowhere near his guns.]

She shall xD

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

I see, I see...

The young hunter usually stays in the entrance of the city during the nights and the mornings... He stays in the inn, even when he has his own house here. [Tiny... old lady... steps.]

.....poor Sora xD

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[Impatience > Axl. Y SO SLOW? :|]

And why's that?

Yeah, that's gonna hurt.

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

[Because I'm old as dirt, brat.]

Oh I don't know, he won't answer when anyone asks. He's a lot more than it seems, that kid.

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[fjkfs must make conversation or he'll bore to death thanks to the slow walking.]

So ah, why do you want to go to the coffin store?

[callmegrandma.livejournal.com]

[She's an evil old lady.] Oh you know, I'm a pretty old lady, and eventually it comes an age when we must think about that...

[shootingfirst.livejournal.com]

[BLINK. B-but the life readings are SO FREAKING STRONG.]

Aw come on, you look pretty healthy, there's no way you are thinking like that!