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Why am I doing this again? D:

He was supposed to be dead.

He was pretty sure of it, he had gone to Terra, he had seen the Betas living their normal lives and he had decided to ask Trigger to stop the System.

He had died shortly after that, as he couldn't live that long outside of Elysium.

So why was he here? Why wasn't he in the middle of a coughing fit and about to fall over dead again?

...

And why were there zombies all around?

[Quite AU Master is quite AU, not that anybody is seeing xD]

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[Sighs, oh Trigger.]

No you didn't, as I believe you never received that order in the first place...

I think we may be coming from different moments in time... [And he can't help a chuckle.] Sera would probably send me to domiciliary arrest for saying something so crazy.

I... ah... didn't fail...?

[HE CAN BREATHE EASILY NOW.

Of course, he now pays attention to the whole "different times" thing.]

It's not crazy! It... It's a bit confusing, but she wouldn't do that!

So... why do you think we're from different times...?

[Once again he smiles, and nods.] Of course she would.

[And he makes a little pause, he can't tell Trigger that he died or he'll go crazy...]

I remember giving you some orders you wouldn't forget... And of course I remember not eating cookies in the last month.

[He checks his memory banks in a second, just to make sure he really didn't forget a thing.]

I see... that's... really strange.

[He's used to Master's games but this... he wouldn't dare not to believe him, especially after he asked for the last password. His Master means all this, and thus, he believes in what he says.

....that doesn't mean Trigger is not confused. He is. A lot.]

Yes, it is.

[He looks around, that unsettling feeling of uncertainty is still there, but it is slowly turning more and more into fascination.

Will he be able to shine as the sun too...?]

Let's continue, Trigger. Even if I am feeling all right now, I don't know for how much longer it will be like this, and I don't want to trouble you too much.

Ah! Y-yes! Please follow me!

[Getting Master out becomes priority number 1 again, even when he's still thinking about what just happened. This had to be the weirdest chat he has had with Master in a very long time...]

[At least now he's not asking you to watch him die and destroy the System? XD

And so, he will patiently (and silently) follow Trigger until they find their way into the road to San Miguel.]

[As time goes by, he starts getting anxious about the Master... he's probably tired. The place starts to look brighter, but the sun is hiding now. He can't afford losing time, but there's no way he'd ask the Master to hurry, considering his health...

Aaaaah what to do??]

[Completely oblivious to Trigger's epic inner turmoil, he is still lost in his thoughts of this world and how it works.

He is a little tired, as he is not that used to all of this working out, but somehow this place has him in high spirits and that helps him to keep going.

Also, he really doesn't want to worry his fundie any more than necessary.]

I think we may be getting closer to the exit...

I think so too... you must be tired, I'm sorry for putting you through this, it's far too exhausting for you.

[The night noises start getting louder...]

[Smiles and shakes his head.]

It's not your fault, so don't apologize. I can still walk a little more, it would be best to get as far from this City as we can.

[...waits for him and offers his arm.]

We'll go a little further... but we better keep quiet from now on.

All right...

[He takes the arm offered then and continues walking in silence, he can feel the adrenaline, and oh boy, it's something he had forgotten long ago.]

[Walks as fast as he can, Buster ready from the moment it got dark. He may not be able to see much in the night, but he does have an extraordinary hearing. He guides the Master down the abandoned streets, aware of increasing sounds of steps behind them...]

[He notices the noises too, so he walks a little faster. They've been walking for a while now, so they should be out of town soon.

Outside they'll probably have more space to move and somewhere to hide.]

[They're almost there, he can see a road ahead!

Bad thing is, there's no way to avoid a fight now that the creatures are closer.]

Master, stay behind me!

[Hit the head. It had been a well learned lesson for the past 3 days.]

[He steps back, he knows this routine pretty well, and he lets Trigger fight.

At least these are just strange undeads. He wouldn't like to see Trigger killing someone ever again.]

[He gets rid of the closer ones with ease... he has a small opening now, it's now or never. He has to protect the Master.]

Please, excuse me...!

[...so he lifts him up in his arms and runs as fast as he can, following the road outside the City.]

[He can't help but find this whole situation extremely lulzy.

So he may be chuckling as you carry him, Trigger.

No, wait, he TOTALLY is.]

[He slows down a bit when there's some distance between them and the abandoned city...

...Oh no. Nonono. The Master is laughing for no reason. Is he okay? He... he didn't let anything touch him! Ooooh... Sera-san was going to kill him if she knew.]

[And he chuckles a little more, because he just can't help it.]

Thank you for getting us out of there safely, Trigger. [And now he adds with a little playful smile.] I can walk now.

Walk?

[...Walk?

...

wait.]

...

[FHBDJKSFBDUGVBFDHGBVDFHBDFJK.]

I'm sorry!

[Puts him down carefully, what was he thinking?!]

[Awww, Trigger...]

Don't apologize, you saved us both. [Pats his head slowly.] You are worrying too much today.

[L-leans ;__;]

I only want you to be safe. N-now, you need rest. It's been a long da--

[GROOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL]

[A-and he's chuckling again.]

I suppose we can go look for something to eat before resting?

Why am I doing this again? D:

TOO |D

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

PUTS ON SUNGLASSES

THIS POST HAS BEEN FRAMED.

Since you already did the yeeeahhh, I'll just pass xD

Boo.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

=|

God, Trigger, you are a sicko <3

HE IS. He scares me.

It's adorable xD

He hasn't gone "PROTECT MASTER"-psycho yet XD

Well, Master can't handle it right now xD

He'll have time to go psycho later.

Yeah, let's give them some time to bond xD

.....so, where's Data?

Well, he isn't born yet xDDDD

Awwwww. You know... Xander-era!Data would be funny XD

PFFFFFFFFFF XDDDD

YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Yeah, poor monkey xDDDDDDDDD

eyes.

It's not very effective... (at least not right now xD)

SO YOU SAY.

YEAH I SAY XD

BUT I KNOOOOOOOW.

WHAT DO YOU KNOOOOWWWWWW XD

I KNOW HOW YOUR BRAIN WOOOOORKS.

YOU MEAN IT WORKS?!??! O___O

IT DOES. IT'S A MIRACLE OF BIOLOGY.

AGREED.

OH LOOK! LOOK INSIDE!

WHERE.

THERE. I SEE A JUMPING MONKEY.

CAN'T SEE IT.

BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR MANPR0N. MONKEY IS THE OTHER WAY, SHAKING HIS HIPS LIKE SHAKIRA.

Can't see it ;_;

You're blind =|

Sorry ;___;

*TOO |D*