http://youhavemybat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] bizarronia2011-01-17 11:57 pm

A CITY BOY APPEARS!

[Hello there, San Miguel. Out of all of the weird residents here, you are going to someone who is actually normal for once! Well... If you consider his unusually high fate-smashing determination, way of words and his extreme love for moe and cosplay outfits normal.]

[For now he's going to stay oblivious to the whole homicides and Furudo Erikaaaaaah deal until it's actually mentioned. One step at a time, right? Troll him at your own risk for he has a stake girlfriend who will mess you up if you take things too far!]

Man... A fish out of water wouldn't be a bad metaphor to describe things for me right now.

AND ANOTHER...

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Appearing from a bunch of dark feathers with a pretty black-umineko-blue-things dress.]

My, you look so adorable!

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She fixes her red hair and looks at him with her adorable green eyes.]

I'm Franchesca, the Witch of Luck and Fortune. Have you ever thought in become a Witch's furniture?

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She leans closer to touch his face with both hands.]

But you look so adorable and fierce. I want you to be my furniture.

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles sweetly.]

If I wanted to kidnap you, I'd have already done that, silly. What's your name?

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
You even have an adorable name!

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sorry. I was distracted by how cute you are. Are you single or taken? That's an important question because if you are taken I'd have to make her Furniture too

[identity profile] decideitforme.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[TROLL FACE.]

Who says I can't?! Kyahahaha!